Dont even try.. That kind of guy exist only in our imagination. I’m perfectly fine having shikamaru by my side.

And that guy is…. Kankuro. Really if we think about it, he’s the only guy, from the sand sibs+ Konoha 12, to have all these characteristics. He can be lighthearted like Naruto:

He’s also attractive:

He’s also a talented shinobi/puppeteer:

(Praised by Kakashi himself).

He is also kind and loyal, that goes without saying:

He can also be playful:

Mysterious:

He is also clever:

(Remember how he led a squad in the war, at age 17?). And he can also be chill:

Gaara/Shino/Neji/Sasuke on the other hand, aren’t chill, playful, or lighthearted. Lee, and Kiba, aren’t what one would define as clever. And Naruto is too lighthearted for his own good. In short: Kankuro= perfection. He’s better than all of them honestly.