Naruto Tarots Cards

So @alexandralumetta and I had some fun with tarots cards when I went to meet her. Talking and chatting, we planned our own Naruto tarot deck - though if and when these cards will be drawn, it’s a totally different thing xD

The Magician, who so loves to scheme: Shikamaru with a Shoji board in front of him, shadows rising all around him.

The Popess, who lives in faith and is sometimes passive: Hinata in a garden, with a book on her lap.

The Empress, she who fiercely protects the life she brings: Kushina, chains all around her.

The Emperor, who strives for power to change the world: Neji, on a throne.

The Hierophant, who lives his faith so much he’s a bigot: Obito, with a monk’s scepter, Rin a distant ghost in the water.

The Lovers, the figure who has to take a choice: Tobirama, offering his hands to a young Danzo and Hiruzen.

The Chariot, who runs and runs and runs towards the future without inhibitions, but who often crashes and burns: Jiraiya on a chariot drafted by two toads

Justice, the divine power who cares not for mortals, judge and executioner in one: Kyuubi, in his mighty power.

The Hermit, who chooses to stay away from people, and yet lights the way for them: Tsunade, holding the glowing shodai’s necklace.

The Wheel of Fortune, which turns and turns no matter the efforts.of mortals to change fate with their plans: Sasuke on top of a spinning rinnegan, whose every plan is foiled by fate.

Strength, a seemingly frail woman who tames beasts: Sakura, holding a scorpion down.

The Hanged Man, who by choice is stopped in time, helpless to move: Hiruzen, hanging upside down from a tree

Death, who represents the end and beginning of things, the never ending chain: Orochimaru on top of a snake that looks like it’s eating itself

Temperance, who has complete control of herself and her destiny, who achieved inner peace: Mito, pouring a jug of red water, chains holding her frozen

The Devil, who represents all excesses and overwhelming passions that ruins you: Madara surrounded by flames, two skeletal cats with Sharingan eyes guarding him

The Tower, which represents ruin and death and destruction: Danzo, standing in front of the hokage’s collapsing tower

The Stars, which brings fortune and happiness and hope: Minato, ankle-deep in the water, a bird on his shoulder, stars above him

The Sun, which brings passion and strength and bravery: Naruto, riding a toad, the sun in his hands like a rasengan

Judgement, who rises above mortals to judge them and guide them: Hashirama, the god of shinobi standing on a massive tree, tiny people bowing to him

The World, who represents everything outside your house’s walls, the strive to power to change  everything: Gaara, naked in the desert, threads of sand covering strategic places

The Fool, who walks a lonely road, perfectly aware of his past and his future: Kakashi standing by a road sign reading ‘road of life’, a sack on his shoulder (his past) and Pakkun by his side (his guide to the future)

(I’m not 200% convinced of Gaara tho)

hiruzen doesn't return the shopping cart

Gai returns other people's stray shopping carts while returning his own

naruto self insert fic im a social worker and i kill the third hokage with my bare hands and make sure all these children graduate high school

If I saw Hiruzen, I would simply murder him. He wouldn’t notice me and my tire iron until it was too late

cant get over how jounin TOLD the third hokage to cancel the sasuke-gaara match and hiruzen was like “i would but with all due respect if we canceled we’d look like pussies”

Ok I'm still in the Zabuza Arc but what the hell was the third hokage thinking about giving a C mission to a Tired Sensei with 3 spoiled brats??? Which later is actually a B mission. I understand Naruto wants to have a real mission but dude just let the kid rant. Sooner or later he would have had a actual mission not the moment they became team 7... Besides Naruto was trembling almost the whole time