friend: i’ll pick you up at 5
clock: 5:01
me: wHeRE teh fuKc
nothing more humiliating and dehumanizing than checking tags on mobile. clicking thru every single reblog like a dog begging for scraps.
me, every time i’m watching a movie in which a character is painfully being laced into a corset: ooh, the historical fashion internet people are gonna be mad about this
……. sometimes all we want is to be pinned against the wall by a cute game character




so i’ve seen this around a lot and i always felt like the version i listened to just. didn’t have everything? sO! i edited together my three favourite versions of the tik tok sea shanty! enjoy!!
(listen with headphones if possible!)
(yes i know the ending is bad oKaY-)
This is awesome
What’s the name of this sea shanty?
Can I just
Everyone saw a song, went, oh, I can make this a better song, and sang together. This is the equivalent of sitting around on the deck and chiming in when someone fills the silence–but instead of the moon and the waves it’s the distance across the earth–and how beautiful is that?
I am in love with all of them.
Millennials Are Reviving The Sea Shanty Industry
You guys, this is romance author and all-round good egg Alisha Rai. Go read her books, they're diverse and amazing!
So I am reblogging again because I wanted to give this woman some credit. I am physically restraining myself to laugh.
i ShOuLd Go DoWn To GeOrGiA
This and “Meteor” have the opposite energy and send me every time
if you support donald trump unfollow me. full stop. hopefully no trump supporters are dumb enough to think they’re welcome here, but seriously. gtfo my page. block me while you’re at it.
Earth: does the same thing it’s done for 4.54 billion years
Humans:

reblog and put in the tags what your total number of notes across all original posts are from this site. it also gives you your top 9 posts.
I check my pockets as I lock the door behind me.
“I got my keys. My wallet. My phone. My bags. Is that everything?”
I stop. I look up with horror.

reblog and put in the tags famous people who share your birthday
weatherboy (derogatory)
op what does this mean
wouldn't you like to know weatherboy