Team 7 shenanigans.

all of them together for your convenience (sorry the cropping is different for each one lmao) 

my youth is yours.

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Meowsuke, A Deadly Weapon

Naruto doesn’t actually mind. Someone just has to agree with Sasuke once in a while.

So. It all started when Sasuke was leaving the village. Sakura asked him to stay or to bring her along, gently and politely, because she is a good girl, thank you very MUCH.

 When it didn’t work…well, you see…she met Tsunade already and the aforementioned lady said at one point, that back in the day she really should have just manhandled Orochimaru back. Sakura took that advice to heart.

And before Sasuke could knock her out, Sakura hoisted him on her shoulder and carried to the Hokage Tower. Because Sasuke is so SMART doesn’t he understand that if he wants to achieve power (pawwa) he really needs to train under a strong teacher? But doesn’t Jiraiya (still poisoned) and Lady Tsunade (not fully recovered from her phobia) already defeated Orochimaru??? :3  You won’t choose the weakest of the three? Right? Sure, he is very stylish, but is it worth it? If you are self-conscious I can introduce you to Ino! 

I mean Lady Tsunade can level building with her fists and Jiraiya has connections everywhere… and weren't searching for your brother, Sasuke-KUN? :3 

So, in the end, Sasuke became Tsunade’s apprentice (and Sakura squeeeeezed dat genjutsu training from Kakashi). Because f*ck you Itachi, I’ll go against your will, and instead of killing my best friend am gonna HEAL everybody! You heard that? F*ck you! Sharingan pawwa!

And yeah, in the distance Kakashi is gossiping with his dead (and not so dead) friends. He made then bento. Because he is a morbid dork.